A funny answer to a formal question - Mock test

 Hi Peeps !!! This is BOOPATHY...

For the 1st time in the History of Dr. Ambedkar law University. They planned to conduct online examination in order to push the Final year students to the next stage of their state. So, they decided to give them practice by conducting a mock test. But one student misunderstood the mock test as mocking test and came up with his answers for the question 'How will good English communicative skills help you in your academics and career?'

The Answer:-

My English communicative skills helped me in various ways. It helped me in my extra curricular activities more than my academics and career. In fact, I don't even step into my career yet. And talking about extra curricular activities, it helped me in watching many hollywood movies and web series, but with subtitles. And helps chatting with other State friends. Moreover, I promoted it as my Father tongue. Apart from that, it helps me to sing Thalapathy's "Kutti story" song easily, while others were struggling a lot in learning that lyrics.

I got inspired by my English Teacher Mr. R. Shanmugasundaram. Even though he was from village, he used to boast himself like born and brought up in California. So, I decided to follow his lead. Then in UG, I joined English Literature. It sounds great right? But in reality, I learnt nothing new over there. Then in law college, I forgot that there is a language called 'English'. But one girl reminded me that with her charismatic way of pronounciation and style. Then she used to talk to me in english alone. That made me to realize the value of english. She is none other than Sindhuja who goes by the pet name " Chintu". And then my partner Vicky is also an english freak. Even he has an Englishman appearence from Obama family.

Tyrant Arun

Obama Vicky

 My tyrant friend Arun Balaji is also a great ambassador of English. The most significant thing is my beloved sister Thrisa Siva Subramaniam also joined English literature and was the topper of the department. Even she keeps English albums in her whatsapp status. And some crazy friends like Kirupa and Selvamani used to talk, walk and eat in English but not speak in English.    

 

Note :The famous saying, "Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you who you are." and it's vice versa was personified here in these answer sheets. 

Moral: Never underestimate a literature student with a litigant brain.

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